More Headline Humor ...

As I mentioned in an earlier blog, headlines are critically important to the success or failure of your ads. Therefore, they demand more of your creative time to make sure you get them just right, unlike the the authors of these article headlines ...

• Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
• Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
• Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
• If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
• Cold Wave Linked To Temperature
• Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
• Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
• Hospital Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
• Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
• Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
• Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

The red tape must be duct tape. Duct tape will hold anything.

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